International Talk Like A Pirate Day Jokes, Messages and Sayings

International Talk like a Pirate Day Jokes – Pirate one-liners

• The pirates cannot play cards because the Captain is always standing on the deck
• What did the pirate say when he got his leg stuck in freezer ? He said “ Shiver me timbers”
• What’s the reason pirates shower before they walk the plank ? That’s because they will just wash up on the shore later.
• How does the ocean greet the pirate…. Well it just waves
• The reason the pirate got his Jolly Roger so cheaply was because he bought it on sail
• Can you tell what has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes ? Well they are eight pirates
• Bluebeard got marooned when he fell overboard in the Red Sea
• What is a rookie…Well he is a pirate with two eyes and two legs

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day Messages Quotes

• Pirates make the money a special day…. Either by hook or by crook
• Make it a happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day by living a day like pirates and doing some aRRRRRRR…
• If you want to celebrate Halloween along with International Talk Like a Pirate Day then wear a Pumpkin Patch…
• The one reason pirates make amazing fishermen is because they know how to hook the big ones
• The pirates have the safest deposit box to keep all their valuables and that is Davy Jones’ Locker…