Stand up comedy script for Teachers Day

Comedy script for Teachers Day 2021: We all celebrate Teacher’s Day on 5th September. This is an opportunity for the students to extend their sincere gratitude to their teachers. Here is a collection of funny Teacher’s Day jokes. Here in this post you will read some jokes that make your teachers laugh out loud.

शिक्षक दिवस 2021: डॉ सर्वपल्ली राधाकृष्णन के रोचक तथ्य

Funny script for Teachers Day

Going To School in Covid Era
early one morning in the Covid era, a mother went in to wake up her son.

Mother: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
Son: “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
Mother: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
Son: “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
Mother: “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
Son: “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
Mother: “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal! Wear your mask you go the school.”

Teachers Day 2021 shayari and Wishes in Hindi

I Didn’t Do It!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother.
“Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.
The mother exclaimed: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”

Short Jokes For Teacher’s Day 2021

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” “Someone else’s pants”.

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!” The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”

Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Student: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Student: Holding up the telegraph lines!

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Student: I tried, but there was someone already there!

Student: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Student: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Stand up comedy Script for school in Hindi

टीचर: तुम तो पढाई में बहुत कमजोर हो।
मैं तुम्हारी उम्र में गणित के इससे भी कठिन सवाल हल कर लेता था।
चप्पू: आपको अच्छे टीचर मिल गए होंगे सर,
सबकी किस्मत इतनी अच्छी नहीं होती।

टीचर – बताओ संसार का सबसे पुराना जीव कौन सा है ?
जाट – जेबरा।
टीचर – कैसे ?
जाट – वो ब्लैक एंड वाइट है ना।

टीचर : भारत से विदेश जाने वाली पहली महिला कौन थी?
चंटू : सीता, श्रीलंका गई थी.
टीचर अभी भी बेहोश है!

टीचर संजू से : तुम्हारे पापा क्या करते हैं ?
संजू :- जी, वो रोज़ गालियां खाते हैं।
टीचर :- क्या मतलब ?
संजू :- सर, वो customer care executive हैं.