“I am very kind when it comes to picking friends because I don’t simply make friends because they are humans, I make friends with monkeys, just like you my dear.”
“Never ever trust anyone who calls you smart and intelligent, impressive and radiant as they all are trying to fool you because its April Fool’s Day.”
“I never ever make any attempt to make a fool out of you, not because you are smart and I can fail but because it is not justified to make a fool out of a fool.”
“I eagerly wait for this day the whole year because I can wish so many of my friends a very Happy Birthday because they are the cutest fools on the planet.”