Thursday, November 14, 2024
Best Holi Hangover quotes
Oh, how fun it is to splash colours and pichkaris all around! After all, the festival of colours, Holi is finally here! Laden with happiness, love and cheer, this festival is a top favourite among Indians and people of other countries as well. It marks the beginning of the Spring and harvest season. To mark the festival, people dress up, decorate their homes with flowers and invite everyone to play Holi.
This year, because of the surge of coronavirus, Holi celebrations will be held in a different manner, with restrictions being imposed on large gatherings. However, to keep the atmosphere elated and celebratory, here are some funny memes and messages about Holi that’ll make you laugh and cheer you up!
“Have a memorable and Happy Holi. May you start your day with a hangover of your beautiful memories from the past.”
“Wishing a very Happy Holi to everyone. This day officially lets you celebrate hangover without feeling guilty for it.”
“Hangover is the most perfect way to start the Holi because it says about the amazing party you had the last day of the last year. Happy Holi.”
“Warm wishes on Happy Holi….. I wish you enjoy lots of drinking without any bad hangovers to regret later.”
“Drinking and not getting hangover is the smartest way to party and have beautiful memories…. Wishing you a very Happy Holi.”
“May you have a blast on International Hangover Day with lots of drinking and partying and no hangover to give you a bad start to your fresh day.”
“May you always party like there is no tomorrow and always get up like it is the freshest morning of your life…. Happy Holi.”
“Wishing you lots of partying with your dear ones on Holi…. May you create some special memories partying with no headaches and hangover!!!”
“The most perfect way to measure the thrill in your party is with your hangover next morning…. Happy Holi
“The funniest thing about hangover is that every time you have it, you promise that you will not get drunk again…. Warm wishes on Holi.”
“Wishing you a very Happy Happy Holi….. Cheers to the fact that you become you after you get drunk which is the best thing to happen to anyone.”
“The most unique thing about hangover is that you become brave and honest which doesn’t happen all the time…. Have a memorable Holi.”
“Wishing you a Hangover Day which you remember for your life…. Wishing you the happiest and the craziest party time with your loved ones.”
“It demands lots of drinking to get a good hangover….. Have a fun Hangover and a party night to remember for life.”
“The most perfect way to make even a regular day a memorable one is by having a hangover that registers strongly in your memories…. Happy Holi.”
“Warm wishes on Happy Holi, the day which gives you all the reasons to drink hard, party harder and get some hangover!!!”
Holi is fun when you have your dearest friends and family members to celebrate. A very Happy Holi to you buddy!!
Happy Holi 2022 from my family to you and your family. Hope you have a colourful day and a beautiful life.
Water balloons, water pistols, amazing songs, thandai, and delicious gujiyas are the right way to celebrate Holi.
Pichkari ki dhaar, gulaal ki bauchhar, Apnon ka pyaar, yahi hai yaaron Holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!
Kha ke gujiya, pi ke bhang, Laga ke thoda sa rang, Bajake dholak aur mridang, Khele Holi hum tere sang. Holi ki dheron shubh kamnayein.
Bright colours, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
May God gift you all the colours of life, colours of joy, colours of happiness, colours of friendship, colours of love and all other colours you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
I wish that your Holi is blessed with vibrant splashes of water colours…. lots of fun and blast with your near and dear ones…. To make it the most special and most colourful festival of all times for you…. Wishing you a very Happy and zealous Holi my dear!!
Don't worry, we still love you! 😊
🥳@TheAaryanKartik
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Rango ka tyohaar aaya hai, Saath apne khushiyan laya hai, Isse pehle koi rang de aapko, Humne subh kamnaon ka rang, sabse pehle bhijwaya hai. Happy Holi.
Let us make this festival a way to express our love using beautiful colours and water balloons. Let us get drenched in our friendship and make this Holi the most memorable for all of us, Happy Holi.
Open image please 😁🥺#Holimemes pic.twitter.com/hN7EpJKMoU
— P R O F E S S O R (@Kalpaish_) March 27, 2021
May the year ahead be prosperous and happy and every day as colourful as the day of Holi.
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai, Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Holi Mubarak!
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, Holi Mubarak!
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Holi par aapko
‘Vivah’ ki wife,
‘Dhoom’ ki bike,
‘Don’ ki life,
‘Krrish’ ka josh,
‘Babul’ ka dular aur ‘Umravjaan’ ka pyar mile.
May all the days of the year be as cheerful and colourful as the day of Holi. Happy Holi!
Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, aur hum wo hain jo “HAPPY-Holi” kehne ke liye 11 ya 12 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft text is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with a lot of fun!
Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet, Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent Holi ki hardik badhai!
पड़ौसन के साथ होली खेलते वक्त ध्यान रखे
वरना
बगैर रंग डाले
पत्नी आपका गाल लाल कर सकती है
जनहित में जारी
Happy Holi
होली पर ब्रेकअप…
एक गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपनी होली की फोटो अपने बॉयफ्रेंड को भेजी।
और लिखा – कितनी गंदी लग रही हूं ना मैं…! !
Chiii ????
.बॉयफ्रेंड ने जवाब दिया-
वैसे भी तू कौन-सी अच्छी लगती है…।
बुरा न मानो होली है – ‘ब्रेकअप’
होली का अंतिम संदेश (सभी के लिए)
सच-सच बताना….
आज कपड़े धोने के साबुन से कौन-कौन नहाया…!
लड़का (लड़की से) –
हर संडे के दिन आपके चेहरे पर रंग क्यों लगा होता है…!
लड़की-
अरे मैं हर संडे होली खेलती हूं…।
लड़का-
क्यों ???
लड़की-
अरे, हमारे स्कूल में टीचर ने बताया है कि
‘Sunday मतलब Holiday’।
मेरी ओर से…
सरकारी नौकरी वाले को ‘हैपी होली’
प्राइवेट नौकर वाल को ‘शभ होली’
और house wife वालों को ‘कैसी होली, काहे की होली’…
बस banate raho puran poli
होली पर ‘बलम पिचकारी’
जैसा गाना देने के लिए
‘यह जवानी है दीवानी’
बनाने वालों को तहे-दिल से शुक्रिया।
वर्ना सालों से रंग बरसे सुन-सुन के
जीवन ही खत्म हो चला था।
जो लोग
“बुरा न मानो, होली है”
ये कहकर आप रंग डाल जाते हैं
दिवाली आने पर आप भी
“बुरा न मानो, दिवाली है”
कहकर उनपर बम डाल देना
हैप्पी होली
ठीक 1 दिन बाद आपका मुँह काला,
हरा, पीला और नीला हो जायेगा
चिंता ना करो यारों, 2 दिन बाद होली है
होली की ढेर सारी शुभकामनाएं..
Holi की शाम को,
जब Holi Dahan हो,
अपने सिर पर से सात बार मोबाइल घूमा कर आग में फेंक दें और पीछे मुड़ कर न देखें…
एक दो दिन परेशानी होगी जी मिचलएगा,
गुससा आयेगा फिर सब बिमारी में आराम आ जायेगा…!!
आज होली है, सोच रहा हूं दारू छोड़ दूं
आज होली है सोच रहा हूं- दारू छोड़ दूं…
लेकिन किसके पास????
सभी दोस्त साले कमीने हैं, होली के पहले ही पी जाएंगे.
आवश्यक सूचना
Holi में इतने भी पुराने कपड़े
मत पहन लेना कि जिससे कोई तुम्हें
रोटी हाथ में थमाकर चला जायें…
गर्लफ्रेंड: रंग लगवाने का क्या लोगे ?
ब्वॉयफ्रेंड (शरारत से) : ज्यादा नहीं बस चार किस.
गर्लफ्रेंड: और अगर पानी भी डालूं तो ?
ब्वॉयफ्रेंड: बस 10 किस…
गर्लफ्रेंड (शैतानी से): आ जाओ दादी बाहर, लगा लो रंग अपने निकू को.
चंटू(बंटू से)- यार, कोई ऐसा व्यापार बता ना जिसमें ज्यादा से ज्यादा मुनाफा हो?
बंटू- उऐसा कर सर्दियों में सस्ती बरफ लेकर गर्मियों में बेच दिया करें।
दारू की खुशबू, बियर की मिठास..!!
गांजे की रोटी, चरस का साग..!!
भांग के पकोड़े, अफीम का प्यार..!!
मुबारक हो आपको नशेड़ियों का त्यौहार!
इस बार होली नये तरीके से मनाई जाए,
मुझे लगता है कि तुम मेरा साथ दोगी,
इस बार होली कुछ अलग तरीके से मनाने में।
तुम्हारा एक बॉयफ्रेंड है न??
“तुम उसको गोद मे लेकर आग में क्यों नही बैठ जाती?”
इससे अच्छा होलिका दहन कहाँ कोई मना सकता है। -होलिका का चच्चा
हेप्पी होली…
कृपया अपनी Girlfriend को Safe रखें,
हादसा हो जायेगा अगर….
पता चला कि….
वो कीसी और की हो ली
एक साधु था।
उसे गाने का बहुत शौक था,
लेकिन उसकी आवाज बहुत बुरी थी।
होली के दिन भांग पीकर
वह अपनी उसी फटी हुई आवाज में
जोर-जोर से गाना गाने लगा – ‘महबूबा, महबूबा…’
गाना गाते हुए वह बेचारा
भांग के नशे में नाले में जा गिरा।
फिर नाले में उसकी आवाज आई –
‘मैं डूबा, मैं डूबा’, अरे कोई तो बचाओ ‘मैं डूबा, मैं डूबा’।
Not every day is going to be equally cheerful and colorful,
so store the brightest colors in your heart for every day.
Happy Holi my dearest!!
May your new venture be successful and God
continue to shower his blessing upon you.
Happy Holi!!
The Holi festival always brings immense happiness, high spirits, and smiling faces…
Wish you the best of Holi celebrations!
May this Holi brings beautiful colors of joy in your life,
and motivate you for the next adventure in your life.
Wishing you a happy and auspicious Holi!!
May your life get smeared with the attractive colors of Holi,
making it sparkling, radiant and amazing with no grey patches.
wish you have a wonderful time with your family and friends.
*Girls in Holi*
Expectations. Reality pic.twitter.com/OTFnaDRq47
— Sarcastic_Engineer (@Oey_Shivansh) March 26, 2021
May the success in your profession be as beautiful as the colors of Holi….
Wishing you great success and a very vibrant Holi.
I will put all the colors on your face on this Holi,
and I’m praying to God to add more colors to your beautiful life.
Happy Holi to you and Your Family…!
May God gift you all the colours of life,
colours of joy, colours of happiness,
colours of friendship, colours of love and
all other colours you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.
Be a free spirit to play with color Play Dry Holi
and Save Country from Water Crisis.
Happy Holi
If wishes come in rainbow colors then,
I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
Different People
Different Colour
One Celebration
Wishing you a Happy & Colourful HOLI
Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy.
It is the time to love and forgive.
It is the time expresses the happiness of being
loved and to be loved through colors.
May the splash of colors
bring joy within your family.
Have a Happy Holi!
Holi is celebrated in the spring season when the winter is ending soon. It is celebrated for one or two days. This year Holi Utsav starts on Friday, March 18, 2022,
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