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Presidential Jokes Day 2022 Messages
Presidential Jokes Day 2022 Messages: National Presidential Joke Day is observed annually on August 11th. On August 11, 1984, President Ronald Reagan was conducting a sound check for a radio program. “My fellow Americans,” he said, “I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever.
We begin bombing in five minutes.” The joke was on him: The microphone was live and the entire world heard his words. Thus began National Presidential Joke day. Share with your family and friends, the fantastic Presidents’ Day jokes, Presidents’ Day jokes quotes and Presidential one liners.
Name the most favorite instrument of Bill Clinton?….. It is a saxophone.
What is the right way to play the War of 1812?….. It is simply by burning down a White House.
Can you name the sixteenth president of the USA?…. No, because we were never introduced.
What is probably the most amazing gift you can give George Washington?….. Well, an Exit Strategy from Iraq.
Name the tea all the American colonists always wanted?…. Liber TEA
Name the biggest jokester ever seen in the army of George Washington?….. He was Laughayette.
Where was the important Declaration of Independence signed?….. IT was signed at the bottom.
What is one thing Americans have learned to do because of the Stamp Act?…. They have learned to lick the British.
Statue of Liberty stands for what?….. I cannot sit down.
Lincoln has been doing well in theaters, but apparently this is not true.
Why did Barack Obama have a bulldozer run down on the Rose Garden?….. He did not want BUSH.
Recession is the time when your neighbor loses his job and depression is the time when you lose yours.
Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you. -Thomas Jefferson
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. -Abraham Lincoln
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. -George Washington
When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two — and didn’t like it — and didn’t inhale and never tried inhaling again. -Bill Clinton
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